Men's Rules

Good stuff! I am not planning to rewrite the whole thing and give reference, read it from the source.

http://leeds-faculty.colorado.edu/Laguna/funny/men_rules.htm

Junk Mail Solution

I must admit, my roommate is a genius. He recently suggested me a brilliant idea of getting rid of junk mail senders especially banks and credit card companies. Everyday I am getting tonnes of paper mails telling that I have been pre approved for their most wonderful credit card they recently released. Hack, I have two credit cards and I don't need anymore. Every month we have two full big buckets filled up with junk mail papers that we have to take to recycle center.
Anyway, coming to the idea: Every credit card offer has a prepaid envelop and if you get more than one offer than just tear the stuff except the prepaid envelop and swap the teared stuff across various banks and send back. All those people sending offers must get to spend their time getting rid of torn papers from other banks. Eevntually they will get tired of such junk and will stop send junk. I am even sending all other stuff that came without prepaid envelops back to those who provide us such envelop. Hopefully, we wouldn't have to go to recycle center this month.

My main problem is this: once I actually applied to one of those pre approved offers and later the send me another letter saying that my application for the credit card has been declined since I don't have sufficient credit history. Give me a break, who wants your credit card anyway, you only pre approved me and now telling me otherwise. Are you stupid?

My favourite Hindi song

Film: Saudagar
Singer: Kishore Kumar
Lyrics: Ravindra Jain
Music: Ravindra Jain
Year: 1973

Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon
Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Ka Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Ka Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon

Saara Gaaon Mujhe Rasiya Kahe
Saara Gaaon Mujhe Rasiya Kahe
Jo Bhi Dekhe Mannbasiya Kahe
Haaye Re Jo Bhi Dekhe Manbasiya Kahe
Sabki Nazron Ka Ek Main Hi Deedaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Ka Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon

Koi Kahe Bhanvra Mujhe Koi Deewana
Bhed Mere Mann Magar Kisine Na Jaana
Koi Kahe Bhanvra Mujhe Koi Deewana
Bhed Mere Mann Magar Kisine Na Jaana
Rona Maine Kabhi Seekha Nahin
Rona Maine Kabhi Seekha Nahin
Chakha Jeevan Mein Phal Pheeka Nahin
Haaye Re Haaye Chakha Jeevan Mein Phal Pheeka Nahin
Main To Har Mol Dene Ko Taiyyaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Phoolon Ka Geeton Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Ka Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Ras Ka Phoolon Ka Geeton Ka Bhimaar Hoon
Har Haseen Cheez Ka Main Talabgaar Hoon