Ajit and Robert

A friend sent this over....hilarious stuff !

AJIT: Robert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakarphansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi

AJIT:Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do! Bit bybit mar jaayga gaa saala!

AJIT:Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahiday gaa!

AJIT:Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do,yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...

AJIT:Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa...

AJIT: Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more seyno-more ho jayegaa...

AJIT: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna bandkar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...

AJIT: "Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool testkaraao"
ROBERT: "Kyon boss?"
AJIT: "Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"

AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 Vpass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aurzindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin rahahai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chaljaayega chakkar kya hai.

Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ?)
AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT:Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Auriske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
AJIT:Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!